I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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