Quick, to the slutcave!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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