if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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