...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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