All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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