He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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