Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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