Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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