Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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