Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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