Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I looked at my own cervix.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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