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• (323): View more from California

  forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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  my version of bright and sunny.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just took my morning after pill in the library

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy

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• (925): View more from California

  You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

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  Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?

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  Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving

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