I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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