guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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