I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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