You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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We left the knife in your bed.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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