just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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