I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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