Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk