fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.