North Korea, Best Korea!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis