NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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