Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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