i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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