Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
