I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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