That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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