well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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