Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
