I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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