Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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