just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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