so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I will pee on everything he values.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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