We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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