He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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