Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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