Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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