Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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