That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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