Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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