how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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