I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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