like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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