are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
