Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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