also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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