oh god the rape fog is back!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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