Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
