i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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