Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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