omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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