The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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