nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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