The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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