return my video game
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Holy sore nipples Batman
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
