who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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