ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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