i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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