like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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